Stephen Keel Fans, Hold On to Your Hats

…because the Keelster himself, when not stopping Beckham from scoring against Colorado (have you seen Mr. High and Mighty Becks score even one vs. the Rapids this year? I think not!) will be making appearances all season loonnnnng. Including this weekend in my hometown of Parker!

You read that right - Keel will be at O’Brien park in downtown Parker this Saturday, signing autographs and preventing Beckham from even getting a shot off that afternoon. This assumes of course that:

1. Keel will not be drunk off his afro since the appearance is actually part of Parker’s Oktoberfest celebration.
2. Keel will not be lying on the asphalt, bleeding from scraped up legs and arms since downtown Parker is also hosting the a bicycle race - the “Parker Twilight Criterium” - at the same time (keep in mind that downtown Parker is about the size of my bathtub)

And a fine time will be had by all! See you there.

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