Secret Rapids Dispatches from London!

By: Clint | March 15th, 2007

Despite the tubes that run the internet taking two days to get this massive story to me, I am now up-to-date on the latest gossip on our favorite team, le Rapids de Colorado (they speak French in London, right? or do they speak Canadian there? I can never remember).

Stephen Keel has updated his blog via carrier pigeon direct from Trafalgar Squaw, and here’s what the cotton-candy-haired one had to say:

  • It is pretty cool to be gnawing on some chicken and look over and see Hleb, Fabregas, Jens Lehmann and other of Arsenal’s players. I must tell you that Emmanuel Adebayor is even bigger in person than he is in on TV. I think there is a good chance he could rebound over Yao Ming with no troubles. I can’t tell you how big this guy was, but just to say he was large.
  • We played two games while here. The Rapids were victorious in both by a score of 1-0. Our first match was against League 2 locals Barnett.
  • In the second game against Millwall of League 1, Nico would score a banger in the first half to push the Rapids to an undefeated trip in England. Both games were watched by Arsene Wenger which was pretty cool.
  • Also, the beds in the hotel rooms are very close to each other. In fact, when you first come into the rooms the beds are actually touching. Harvey and I quickly had to separate them. But I am not going to lie, sometimes I will wake up and Jordan is sleeping facing me and me facing him.

Ok, so we’ve established that the Rapids will destroy any English team (so long as cheating Stork-Men such as Mike Riley aren’t officiating) that dare to meet them on a grassy field, Arsenal Wenger of Arsene appears to have retired from coaching, and the Keelster would flourish in the U.S. Army. I can’t wait to hear what happens when our man in the field has his first paella in Valencia. Will hilarity ensue? You bet your sweet bippy, it will!



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